now that natatie portman has gotten herself knocked up with an illegitimate child, i think it's time that i get past this relationship i've had with her over the years because she's only been a source of consistent disappointment for as long as i've known her.
i'd like to take a moment to declare my new greatest celebrity crush for now and the foreseeable future: olivia wilde.
Sexy Time - I don’t remember the last time I had sex with Logan. I’ve been too tired to fuck. I feel bad for him.
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